Function Order: Te-Si-Ne-Fi

The wine is a ’95 Old Vine zinfandel from Hog Cellars, which once belonged to King Boudouin of Belgium, and is best sipped while making anagrams out of the phrase, ‘My husband’s an enormous jackass!'”

Abbey Barlet

Unlike her more accommodating husband, Abbey has strong opinions and is not afraid to voice them. She isn’t happy when he conceals his MS from his entire staff, and chastises him for not taking better care of his health, because he is forever working late in the White House. She insists that he needs more time off, and should not be as impassioned about things as he is, but should take a more rational, sensible approach. She is a doctor and takes her career seriously; she can rattle off lots of detailed medical information without taking a breath, and focuses more on what good she can do in a tangible sense—the things that will change people’s lives in the immediate future. She can come off as somewhat abrasive in her strong views, because she doesn’t know how to moderate herself in order to appeal to more sensitive constituents.

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“I could kill you right now,” she tells her husband when he doesn’t take his pills. Abbey is tough, earthy, and arrogant. She doesn’t like to be told no, shown the rulebook, or chastised for having done something illegal or wrong. Whatever she thinks, she says aloud. She is combative and not afraid to yell at, chastise, or argue with her husband, and doesn’t care how the press interprets their public disagreements. Most of the team is scared of her and doesn’t want to go head-to-head with her in any kind of an argument, because she will win… and if she doesn’t, she will make you sorry you started it.